At the moment, avocado chunks are scattered across my bath rug—sure to be matted with all my hair that has collected there from countless blow-drying sessions...
Before you start thinking that imagery is all-too-much to handle, let me just go ahead and confess that whole hair-and-avocado situation is also on my head. What possessed me to smear the flesh of this fruit into my locks, you ask?
Let me explain... My schedule has been jam packed with appearances and exciting events, as I am just moving into my third month on the job as Miss Louisiana! As much as I'm relishing my time and duties as our state's official hostess... this, my friends, will leave a gal's hair in need of some serious attention!
All the rolling, teasing, ponytail-ing for workouts, bun-ing for ballet classes, crowning for appearances, and hair-spraying have left the tresses in distress... es...
So I took to the fridge and mixed up this little miracle concoction to bring them back to life... It's supposed to stay on for thirty minutes, then you wash it out, and TAA DAAA — healthy hair! In the meantime, I'll have to tolerate it dripping on my neck every few seconds like chinese water torture...
Let me tell you about the places I've been and the people I've seen! Just in the past few weeks, my Miss America talent costume was designed, my preps have intensified, I've had the pleasure of speaking to girls at RiverOaks, and I've visited Warhawk Stadium for both the Bayou Bowl and the ULM/Grambling game! Also, I have traveled frequently to south Louisiana—almost once a week—for interview preps, a Bengal Belles luncheon, meeting Holly Clegg and planning a Children's Miracle Network fundraiser for October 2nd, and shooting television spots at Cox Communications in New Orleans. These will air during LSU, SEC, Sun Belt Conference, NO Zephyrs, and the Saints games! Speaking of the Saints, I was interviewed in Champion's Square by Fox 8's Dawn Brown at the Sept. 14th game and then watched them dominate the Bears from Benson's suite! It was a memorable experience and one that will go down in the record books for this special year!
Last time I was in Baton Rouge, I visited Our Lady of the Lake Children's Hospital and met with several children who have benefitted from the Children's Miracle Network. What an experience— going into a child's hospital room and stepping into his/her world for a brief, but hopefully significant and uplifting, moment.
That world is foreign to most of us—it's not everyday you meet a seven-year-old who has just completed his last round of chemo. He notices you walking by and stops to give you a spirited hug, just as he boards the elevator to descend from oncology for the final time. What an honor.
What a joy to walk into a little boy's room and see him squeal with excitement all because you've come for a visit. He ignores his video game, immediately dropping the controller, and then—ironically enough—tells you he wants to be a video game programmer when he grows up. His laugh is infectious as is his joie de vivre.
You're unprepared when you walk into a seventeen-year-old girl's room to find out she has ovarian cancer. She tells you about her journey and her struggles. Your first impulse is to wrap your arms tightly around her and remind her that God has a plan and a purpose for her life, so you tell her about Jeremiah 29:11, which is the bible verse you were named after. "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
What a surprise to see a young girl with Cystic Fibrosis that you actually met a little over a year ago. Her spunk and continuous smile make it easy to forget that she lives with an incurable disease that affects her lungs and digestive organs. She and her precious mother have been there for weeks, but have the best attitude and are so gracious and kind to every individual who walks through the door.
What a privilege to be in the presence of royalty as you visit a self-proclaimed but, might I say, completely authentic, "Prince." The two of you play one of your favorite childhood games, "Operation," and you receive a royal smackdown... and wouldn't have it any other way.
These represent just a few stories of the remarkable children I spent time with on that special day. They are receiving first-rate treatments at CMN hospitals and are given a fighting chance with whatever ailment they're facing, whether that's cancer, diabetes, a broken leg from a car accident, or being prematurely born. I am overwhelmingly honored to be their ambassador this year. I will do everything in my power to continue supporting and raising funds for a cause that I have seen give palpable hope to kids and their families in a time of need.
In short, I truly am loving being in this position. I'm reminded all the time of how God appointed me to this position for a reason, for such a time as this... Please continue to pray that the opportunity will present itself for me to spread love, joy, and a little hope! You have no idea how much your prayers, words of encouragement, letters, hugs, and support mean to a girl whose mission is to give of herself, completely and passionately, for a whole year... Keep 'em coming!
In the meantime, please excuse me while I go wash this fruit out of my hair...
Love and blessings,
Hope Anderson
Miss Louisiana 2011
29.9.11
30.8.11
Today was a Fairytale
As I sit up late tonight, mulling over today's events (as I've often done since becoming Miss Louisiana), I can't help but marvel over this certain day because it's one I've dreamt of for quite some time: A Miss America gown was born today--my Miss America gown--and it's the most exquisite thing I've ever laid eyes on.
While watching Ashley Lenz (She and sister, Jennifer, of the Lenz Collection are designers of my Miss LA gown and THE Miss America dress) draw my abstract ideas to palpable life, I reflected about how many girls actually get this precious opportunity... of the 122 million women in the United States, an exclusive 53 will walk across that illustrious Miss America stage on January 14th in Las Vegas.
I had the distinct privilege of meeting these incredible women last week in Orlando, FL, as we all traveled there to support our sister queens at Miss America's Outstanding Teen. Allow me to brag a moment... Justine Ker, Miss Louisiana's Outstanding Teen, represented our state with beauty, enthusiasm, unrivaled talent, and class! Louisiana should be bursting with pride and gratitude from the achievements and contributions of this young lady. I am so honored to be your sister (x2), Justine, and am lucky to share this year with you and your family :)
Orlando was an incredibly fun week, chockfull of events for all the Miss America contestants. We had orientation, filmed videos and commercials, got treated like bonafide celebrities at Disney World, skipping all the way to the front of lines (who else can say they got to ride Space Mountain two times in a row?!), visited with Miss America 2011, Teresa Scanlan, and the Miss America Board, supported our teens each night of the prelims and also Finals night, and much, much more! I learned quite a bit and brought back valuable insights with me to the Bayou State, as I embark on this journey of mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual preparedness for the Miss America competition, or Superbowl for Women, as I call it.
As much as I'd like to, I can't assure you that it's God's plan for me to be Louisiana's first Miss America. But I can promise you that I will work to the utmost in every area, aiming to evolve into the best Hope that's ever been, while committing to continue serving the state I love... Well, that and I'll promise one more thing: The gown is sure to be spectacular...
Can you feel the magic in the air? Must've been the way today was a Fairytale...
While watching Ashley Lenz (She and sister, Jennifer, of the Lenz Collection are designers of my Miss LA gown and THE Miss America dress) draw my abstract ideas to palpable life, I reflected about how many girls actually get this precious opportunity... of the 122 million women in the United States, an exclusive 53 will walk across that illustrious Miss America stage on January 14th in Las Vegas.
I had the distinct privilege of meeting these incredible women last week in Orlando, FL, as we all traveled there to support our sister queens at Miss America's Outstanding Teen. Allow me to brag a moment... Justine Ker, Miss Louisiana's Outstanding Teen, represented our state with beauty, enthusiasm, unrivaled talent, and class! Louisiana should be bursting with pride and gratitude from the achievements and contributions of this young lady. I am so honored to be your sister (x2), Justine, and am lucky to share this year with you and your family :)
Orlando was an incredibly fun week, chockfull of events for all the Miss America contestants. We had orientation, filmed videos and commercials, got treated like bonafide celebrities at Disney World, skipping all the way to the front of lines (who else can say they got to ride Space Mountain two times in a row?!), visited with Miss America 2011, Teresa Scanlan, and the Miss America Board, supported our teens each night of the prelims and also Finals night, and much, much more! I learned quite a bit and brought back valuable insights with me to the Bayou State, as I embark on this journey of mental, physical, emotional, and spiritual preparedness for the Miss America competition, or Superbowl for Women, as I call it.
As much as I'd like to, I can't assure you that it's God's plan for me to be Louisiana's first Miss America. But I can promise you that I will work to the utmost in every area, aiming to evolve into the best Hope that's ever been, while committing to continue serving the state I love... Well, that and I'll promise one more thing: The gown is sure to be spectacular...
Can you feel the magic in the air? Must've been the way today was a Fairytale...
21.7.11
Ladies and Gentlemen, Drum Roll Please!
Hello, All! I hope this finds you in a cool place on this sweltering, 21st day of July!
I have something I'd like to share with you, but first (and more importantly), I'd like to wish the Miss LA Momma, Onna Gallagher, a very Happy Forty-Some-Number-I'm-Not-at-Liberty-to-Revealeth Birthday!!!! I'm so lucky and delighted to be your daughter :) You're the prettiest, most gracious, loving, selfless, supportive, and fun-loving gal I know... And you have an amazing knack for finding little treasures on junky racks at Ross and T.J. Maxx, which I frequently benefit from! Hoping this next year is your best one yet, Nonnie! Happy, happy birthday!
And now for the big announcement:
I'm excited to reveal my official Miss Louisiana crown shot and Miss America head shot for the first time — I had the pleasure of shooting with THE Steven Palowsky, Miss Louisiana's official photographer, who soared high above my greatest expectations and kept me laughing for the all-together 12 hours we shot! Also, I must acknowledge his wonderful (and might I add very patient!) girlfriend, Cristina, who was the mastermind behind some very complicated photography stuff I can't really explain! A multitude of thanks, Steven & Cristina! We really had too many pictures to choose from and, of course, they put the world's most analytical girl (i.e. — Your's Truly) in charge of the final picks, but without further adieu...
Again, thank you to Steven and Cristina, and also Darris Waren, Dewana Little, Lynn Copeland, and my sweet Mom, the Birthday Girl, for being instrumental in all of this!
I have something I'd like to share with you, but first (and more importantly), I'd like to wish the Miss LA Momma, Onna Gallagher, a very Happy Forty-Some-Number-I'm-Not-at-Liberty-to-Revealeth Birthday!!!! I'm so lucky and delighted to be your daughter :) You're the prettiest, most gracious, loving, selfless, supportive, and fun-loving gal I know... And you have an amazing knack for finding little treasures on junky racks at Ross and T.J. Maxx, which I frequently benefit from! Hoping this next year is your best one yet, Nonnie! Happy, happy birthday!
And now for the big announcement:
I'm excited to reveal my official Miss Louisiana crown shot and Miss America head shot for the first time — I had the pleasure of shooting with THE Steven Palowsky, Miss Louisiana's official photographer, who soared high above my greatest expectations and kept me laughing for the all-together 12 hours we shot! Also, I must acknowledge his wonderful (and might I add very patient!) girlfriend, Cristina, who was the mastermind behind some very complicated photography stuff I can't really explain! A multitude of thanks, Steven & Cristina! We really had too many pictures to choose from and, of course, they put the world's most analytical girl (i.e. — Your's Truly) in charge of the final picks, but without further adieu...
Again, thank you to Steven and Cristina, and also Darris Waren, Dewana Little, Lynn Copeland, and my sweet Mom, the Birthday Girl, for being instrumental in all of this!
20.7.11
Did a Little Dance, Felt a lot 'o Love, Got Crowned Alright!
204 local contestants from around Louisiana narrowed down to:
35 remarkable young women....................
35 remarkable young women....................
10 talented semi-finalists..........
5 articulate contestants.....
4 impressive candidates....
3 respectable contenders...
2 deserving ladies..
1 blessed representative
For the rest of my life, I'll attribute much significance and meaning to the day of Saturday, June 25, 2011: A moment four years in the making, a wonderful celebration, a sweet victory, & the pinnacle of many years of {literally} blood, sweat, tears, and too much hairspray. This day revised my future and was one for the record books.
It is with immense pride and gratification that I write this post to you, my supporters followers, as the newly crowned Miss Louisiana 2011. Where to even begin? I've been on an amazing journey the past four years — one that's had a handful of "low's" and an abundance of "high's"...
Chapter One in my journey could've been suitably entitled, "Humble Beginnings." The year was 2007 and, as a sophomore in college, I decided to enter the Miss University of Louisiana at Monroe pageant after watching the awe-inspiring Katherine Putnam win the previous year.
Four facial burns (from a peel-gone-awry), some animal defecation on my talent costume (from laying it atop my car), and one gown from J-Mart (in case you were wondering, yes, that's a full downgrade from K-Mart...) later and I was a pageant girl!!! I knew then that it would be an interesting ride...
But little did I know the experiences I'd have were sure to be the most rewarding, enjoyable, and humbling ones of my nearly twenty-three-year-old life. The relationships I've found through the Miss Louisiana Organization are invaluable... fellow contestants, directors, families of contestants, Miss LA board members, and avid pageant enthusiasts — all of which make up a singular family that I cherish and am so proud to be a part of.
If you think about it, many notable things occur in four-year cycles. We attend high school for four years... College lasts four years (well, at least for some of us it does!)... A leap year occurs every four years to synch the calendar year with the solar year... Here in America, the presidential election falls every four years... The Olympic games run in four-year increments, giving athletes ample time to train and prove their dedication... As it would turn out, my fourth year at Miss Louisiana proved to be the perfect timing, God's perfect timing. Whoever said third time was the charm?
I believe when someone is given an incredible platform such as the title of Miss Louisiana, it's a divine appointment. I've been placed in this position and given this voice to utilize it for a higher purpose. From the time I was a girl until present, I have tried to make responsible decisions, live a virtuous life, and strived to maintain sterling character. By no means have I been perfect at it; however, I knew someday these decisions would amount to something bigger than myself and that God would use me in ways I never thought possible. It is my hope for the next year that I am given ample opportunity to impact lives and leave a positive impression on every individual I meet (and I will certainly need as many prayers as you can offer!)
Immediately after being crowned Miss Louisiana, we hit the ground running with a media tour, workouts with my trainer, Rico Boyer, speaking at different events, getting the royal treatment from Dr. Hopkins Dermatology and my new hair dresser, Jana Norton, moving into the Miss Louisiana apartment, taking the official head and crown shots with the ever-amazing Steven Palowski, and making lots of decisions for Miss America (Still in shock that I'm going to THE Miss America Pageant! *Insert wide-eyed, open-mouthed look of disbelief!)
Here are some of the highlights:
Four facial burns (from a peel-gone-awry), some animal defecation on my talent costume (from laying it atop my car), and one gown from J-Mart (in case you were wondering, yes, that's a full downgrade from K-Mart...) later and I was a pageant girl!!! I knew then that it would be an interesting ride...
But little did I know the experiences I'd have were sure to be the most rewarding, enjoyable, and humbling ones of my nearly twenty-three-year-old life. The relationships I've found through the Miss Louisiana Organization are invaluable... fellow contestants, directors, families of contestants, Miss LA board members, and avid pageant enthusiasts — all of which make up a singular family that I cherish and am so proud to be a part of.
If you think about it, many notable things occur in four-year cycles. We attend high school for four years... College lasts four years (well, at least for some of us it does!)... A leap year occurs every four years to synch the calendar year with the solar year... Here in America, the presidential election falls every four years... The Olympic games run in four-year increments, giving athletes ample time to train and prove their dedication... As it would turn out, my fourth year at Miss Louisiana proved to be the perfect timing, God's perfect timing. Whoever said third time was the charm?
I believe when someone is given an incredible platform such as the title of Miss Louisiana, it's a divine appointment. I've been placed in this position and given this voice to utilize it for a higher purpose. From the time I was a girl until present, I have tried to make responsible decisions, live a virtuous life, and strived to maintain sterling character. By no means have I been perfect at it; however, I knew someday these decisions would amount to something bigger than myself and that God would use me in ways I never thought possible. It is my hope for the next year that I am given ample opportunity to impact lives and leave a positive impression on every individual I meet (and I will certainly need as many prayers as you can offer!)
Immediately after being crowned Miss Louisiana, we hit the ground running with a media tour, workouts with my trainer, Rico Boyer, speaking at different events, getting the royal treatment from Dr. Hopkins Dermatology and my new hair dresser, Jana Norton, moving into the Miss Louisiana apartment, taking the official head and crown shots with the ever-amazing Steven Palowski, and making lots of decisions for Miss America (Still in shock that I'm going to THE Miss America Pageant! *Insert wide-eyed, open-mouthed look of disbelief!)
Here are some of the highlights:
My best friends, Lindsey, Kelsea, and Brooke the night I became Miss Louisiana : ) These ladies have been there through it all and offered so much encouragement and love along the way. Couldn't have done it without them!
Alexandra Cranford, KNOE-TV8's morning anchor
The first to try on the crown: Kyle Myers, KNOE's morning meteorologist
I think he's got the crowning face down pat!
Being interviewed at KEDM
Getting miked up!
The uber-amazing Farrah Reyna, KNOE's evening anchor
With my KNOE fam! Clay, Emily, David, & Chris
Waiting to be interviewed by KTVE's Rick Adams
At the desk with Rick
Careful, Captain!!!
the lovely Kristen Blair, Miss Texas 2009
Dr. Larkin Page, official Miss TX fitness coach
Grabbing lunch in Dallas with two very special ladies: Ashley and Jennifer Lenz, the designers of my red evening gown! Love these girls!
One of the many perks of being Miss LA 2011 — iPad 2!!!
Emergency pit stop at the closest Mississippi hair salon... Jana, where are you when I need you?!
Leroy, our strong and fearless protector... and the man who gives us a front row parking spot!
With Gracey... Such a cutie patootie!
The incredible Taryn Foshee, Miss MS 2006 and former judge of mine, emceed the pageant. I remember watching her in Miss America when I was a freshman in college and just falling in love with her! So honored to know this woman...
Behind the scenes at the Steven Palowsky shoot with Lynn Copeland's precious grand-baby : )
Assuming an incognito look...
With a special group of ladies at "It's All About Me" Junior League workshop for 10-14 yr. olds.
We talked about how to "Love the Skin You're In" and it was great getting to know each of them!!!
Show me your serious face...
Senator Francis Thompson and Senator Neil Riser
Rep. Noble Ellington & Rep. Kay Kellogg Katz
Senator Mike Walsworth
Mayor Mayo and friends
Judging by the number of appearances I've had in just 3 and 1/2 weeks, my year of service promises to be busy and exciting one but no matter how hectic it gets, it is my mission to make the crown count. I aim to serve our state, the people of Louisiana, and all of you — my friends, family, fans, and encouragers — with dignity and grace, leaving a legacy as the greatest Miss Louisiana this state has yet to see. If there is anything I can do for you, please don't hesitate to contact me at hopeanderson@yahoo.com. In the meantime, I sincerely hope you'll follow along as I embark on this newfound adventure!
With endless gratitude,
Hope Anderson, Miss Louisiana 2011
With endless gratitude,
Hope Anderson, Miss Louisiana 2011
26.5.11
"Spin for CMN"--A Children's Miracle Network fundraiser
My fundraiser for the Children's Miracle Network, "Spin for CMN," is this Friday at the Monroe Athletic Club and you are officially invited! Here's a clip from my visit to KNOE this morning, where I talked about the upcoming event.
The Miss America Organization and Children's Miracle Network are partnered, and as a Miss Louisiana contestant, I help raise funds and awareness for this wonderful non-profit that has already raised over $4 billion dollars this year, which helps to ease the burden from sick/injured children and their families. It's an honor and privilege to be associated with such an incredible cause, and over the past 3 and 1/2 years, I've met the most inspirational kids who've had a profound impact on my life.
Justin Jarreau was Louisiana's Miracle Child in 2008 (the year I first won a prelim) and he was the special guest at my first fundraiser, "I Dance for Hope for the Kids of CMN." We met and spent an afternoon together before the event, where I heard all about his story, "From Tragedy to Triumph." Justin was in a tragic car accident that left him without a part of his brain and, as a result, doctors predicted he would never regain motor skills.
With lots of fervent prayer, a loving family, and treatments from a CMN hospital, this resilient boy went from not being able to walk, speak, or function independently at all, to running, uttering "I love you's" to his mom, and living a life that every child--especially this one--deserves. Justin defied every doctor's original prognosis and beat all the odds... Truly a triumph, and one his mother said never would have been possible without his treatments--none of which cost the Jarreau's a dime--at a CMN hospital.
This Friday, I hope to raise as much money as possible for kids like Justin who need a hope, a prayer, and a triumph. If you're around the Monroe area and free from 8:00 a.m. to noon, come join us and ride in honor of a Louisiana child and contribute to the miracles happening around our state. If you aren't able to come, but still want to contribute, you can visit:
Your generous donations are appreciated and will benefit so many deserving kids in need of quality care and attention from premiere hospitals--Thank you!
25.5.11
It's Crunch Time
Four weeks from this past Monday, I check in to the Miss Louisiana dorms and the exciting week will begin! This means that for the next month, I've got to give 150% percent to preparing for Miss LA. It's crunch time!!!!
Speaking of crunch, who doesn't like a good crunchy, salty chip? You can dip it, dunk it, crumble it, throw it in soup, or nibble on 'em straight from the bag... I don't know about you, but I can't just eat a plain 'ole sandwich without some kind of crunchy side. So, what's a girl to do when it's crunch time but she can't have her crunch? Two words: kale chips.
What's this kale I speak of? Well, it's a leafy green that's chock full of antioxidants, rich in lutein, calcium, iron, & vitamins A, C, and K, plus it's calorically low (one cup is 37 cals.)! Oh, and kale has seven times more beta-carotene (i.e. prevents cancer, protects you from free radicals--can you say wrinkles?--and supports healthy eyes, clear skin, and stronger immune system!) than broccoli. Is there anything this superfood can't do?
Baked Kale Chips:
1 bunch kale
1 tbsp olive oil
sprinkle o' sea salt
Preheat oven to 300°. Wash kale, lay flat to dry, and then remove tough center stem by cutting or tearing large chunks off.
I used my Misto--a genius little gadget--to lightly spray the kale, but you can lightly toss with olive oil in a bowl.
Spread kale in single layer on large baking sheet (covered mine in parchment paper for simple cleanup) and bake for 20 minutes until crisp. Allow kale chips to cool on a baking rack. Time to crunch.
On a different note, at 6:00 a.m. this morning I was on KNOE-TV8 talking about "Spin for CMN," my upcoming fundraiser for this Children's Miracle Network. Video and details to come later in the day!
Speaking of crunch, who doesn't like a good crunchy, salty chip? You can dip it, dunk it, crumble it, throw it in soup, or nibble on 'em straight from the bag... I don't know about you, but I can't just eat a plain 'ole sandwich without some kind of crunchy side. So, what's a girl to do when it's crunch time but she can't have her crunch? Two words: kale chips.
What's this kale I speak of? Well, it's a leafy green that's chock full of antioxidants, rich in lutein, calcium, iron, & vitamins A, C, and K, plus it's calorically low (one cup is 37 cals.)! Oh, and kale has seven times more beta-carotene (i.e. prevents cancer, protects you from free radicals--can you say wrinkles?--and supports healthy eyes, clear skin, and stronger immune system!) than broccoli. Is there anything this superfood can't do?
1 bunch kale
1 tbsp olive oil
sprinkle o' sea salt
Preheat oven to 300°. Wash kale, lay flat to dry, and then remove tough center stem by cutting or tearing large chunks off.
I used my Misto--a genius little gadget--to lightly spray the kale, but you can lightly toss with olive oil in a bowl.
Spread kale in single layer on large baking sheet (covered mine in parchment paper for simple cleanup) and bake for 20 minutes until crisp. Allow kale chips to cool on a baking rack. Time to crunch.
On a different note, at 6:00 a.m. this morning I was on KNOE-TV8 talking about "Spin for CMN," my upcoming fundraiser for this Children's Miracle Network. Video and details to come later in the day!
21.5.11
Tioga's Got Talent
Yesterday, the day was off to a very early (but great) start. Here's the play-by-play:
4:50 a.m.: Alarm sounds, waking Sleeping Snooty from a good dream. She rolls out of her high-rise bed, plants both feet on the ground and shuffles over to the armoire for, you guessed it, workout clothes. It's BodyPump time in t-minus 40 minutes!
5:00 a.m.: Clothes on, washing face, reminding myself that Starbucks medium roast is waiting on me in the lobby of the MAC
5:10 a.m.: Almost ready to leave--lacing up the sneaks, catch one last glance of myself in the mirror and, alas, my pants are on inside out. It's still dark, people... At least I have an excuse this time...once, I went a whole day with my yoga pants on backwards. Never having been an issue, I spent the whole day tugging them up in the back, noticed a Nike check on my right cheek, and thought, "Hey, that's kinda unusual...but I like it." Moment of realization: Pulling them back up in the bathroom and reading the inner-front band--"Nike Dri-Fit made in Thailand." Oye Vey.
5:30-6:25 a.m.: Rock it out in class : )
7:15 a.m.: Hit the road for Pineville, LA to emcee Tioga Elementary's Talent Show!
8:45 a.m.: Pull into the parking lot and, upon checking in, I'm greeted with smiling faces and first-rate hugs!
9:00 a.m.: The fun begins...
Ahh, talent shows... I used to be quite the enthusiast. As a young girl, any chance to perform on-stage was met with three words: Sign. Me. Up. I hold fond memories from elementary school talent shows in 97', 98', and 99'--my 4th, 5th, & 6th grade years at Jack Hayes. For my fourth grade debut, I sang "Every Heart Beat Belongs to You," by Amy Grant. After the intro, I popped up from behind a colossal cardboard heart (made by none other than Onna Gallagher) that had "Hope" written across it in flashing lights and a 3400 font. Evidently, no one sent my mother the memo that it was but a humble production... not a Broadway production. Good 'ole Nonnie has always gone above and beyond!
The next year, I wanted to step it up a bit and do something less old-fashioned, more current. My 5th grade mind decided on a selection that was sure to be a crowd pleaser. I approached Mom with the brilliant idea and this is how it went:
MOM: Have you given any thought to what you might sing in the talent show, baby? I think "Part of Your World" would be beautiful on your voice and you could have a treasure chest with your "collection" of treasures on top to use for props...
HOPE: *moaning & groaning* Mom, I don't want to sing a Disney song! I wanna do something popular... like the other kids do...
MOM: Okay, like what?
HOPE: ...Well... like..."Scrub"
MOM: What's "Scrub"?
HOPE: ........You know... that song, "I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me..."
MOM: .......................Hope, we may do a lot of things around here, but scrubbin' ain't one of them...
This was my second trip to Tioga Elementary and the students were as sweet as ever, attentive, and, yes, really talented! I was so impressed by the variety of talents these Kindergarden through 6th graders had--everything from magic tricks to singing while playing guitar, dancing, and acrobats--I thoroughly enjoyed my time with them and hope they'll have me back soon!
4:50 a.m.: Alarm sounds, waking Sleeping Snooty from a good dream. She rolls out of her high-rise bed, plants both feet on the ground and shuffles over to the armoire for, you guessed it, workout clothes. It's BodyPump time in t-minus 40 minutes!
5:00 a.m.: Clothes on, washing face, reminding myself that Starbucks medium roast is waiting on me in the lobby of the MAC
5:10 a.m.: Almost ready to leave--lacing up the sneaks, catch one last glance of myself in the mirror and, alas, my pants are on inside out. It's still dark, people... At least I have an excuse this time...once, I went a whole day with my yoga pants on backwards. Never having been an issue, I spent the whole day tugging them up in the back, noticed a Nike check on my right cheek, and thought, "Hey, that's kinda unusual...but I like it." Moment of realization: Pulling them back up in the bathroom and reading the inner-front band--"Nike Dri-Fit made in Thailand." Oye Vey.
5:30-6:25 a.m.: Rock it out in class : )
7:15 a.m.: Hit the road for Pineville, LA to emcee Tioga Elementary's Talent Show!
8:45 a.m.: Pull into the parking lot and, upon checking in, I'm greeted with smiling faces and first-rate hugs!
9:00 a.m.: The fun begins...
Ahh, talent shows... I used to be quite the enthusiast. As a young girl, any chance to perform on-stage was met with three words: Sign. Me. Up. I hold fond memories from elementary school talent shows in 97', 98', and 99'--my 4th, 5th, & 6th grade years at Jack Hayes. For my fourth grade debut, I sang "Every Heart Beat Belongs to You," by Amy Grant. After the intro, I popped up from behind a colossal cardboard heart (made by none other than Onna Gallagher) that had "Hope" written across it in flashing lights and a 3400 font. Evidently, no one sent my mother the memo that it was but a humble production... not a Broadway production. Good 'ole Nonnie has always gone above and beyond!
The next year, I wanted to step it up a bit and do something less old-fashioned, more current. My 5th grade mind decided on a selection that was sure to be a crowd pleaser. I approached Mom with the brilliant idea and this is how it went:
MOM: Have you given any thought to what you might sing in the talent show, baby? I think "Part of Your World" would be beautiful on your voice and you could have a treasure chest with your "collection" of treasures on top to use for props...
HOPE: *moaning & groaning* Mom, I don't want to sing a Disney song! I wanna do something popular... like the other kids do...
MOM: Okay, like what?
HOPE: ...Well... like..."Scrub"
MOM: What's "Scrub"?
HOPE: ........You know... that song, "I don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me..."
MOM: .......................Hope, we may do a lot of things around here, but scrubbin' ain't one of them...
*end of discussion*
What song did I sing, you ask? If you guessed "Part of Your World," you'd be correct. And where did I place in the talent show? First... Yep, Nonnie knew what she was talking about. Turns out "I've got gadgets and gizmos a plenty" was much more engaging than a song with too many double negatives to count. To this day, we still don't scrub...
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The world is as many times new as there are children in our lives. ~Robert Brault, http://www.robertbrault.com/
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